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Don’t eat too many microscopic bugs
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in. Do you love the spooky season? Well,

Whoa oh, livin’ on a prayer
“I’m hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet, yeah Take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble,

Don’t look for whales in Nebraska
“It is more important that innocence be protected than it is that guilt be punished…” ~ John Adams And now

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
“I am the Law and the Law is not mocked.” ~ Javert (Les Misérables) The Strangest Laws from State to

Pumpkin spice can’t save us now
Nat King Cole and Louis Armstrong serenade, nutmeg and apple cider permeate, deep burgundy and burnt orange waltz outside the

A fallen leaf is summer’s wave goodbye
“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting, and autumn a mosaic of them all.” Football in

Is happiness always a choice?
“Everything happens for a reason.” “God won’t give you more than you can handle.” “No worries.” How many moments have

Nothing can be changed until it is faced
“Toxic positivity is a fake, forced, and unrealistic positivity that ignores the truth and the need for empathy. It suggests

Ceiling beams rain sawdust upon my head
The summer season is coming to an end and with it the very last time I spoke to you. There
